Rough+Ridin'+Roy

= //**Welcome to my Journal/Memoir about "The Wild, Wild, West"**// = =__Journal Entries__=

Today I herded my dogies.It was easy lassoing em up.I got em all herded.I,m pretty good at lassoing. Last night I was tellin and listenin tall tales.

=__A Boss__= Branding is hard for cattle, you got to put signs on their hides.It takes skill to brand a 290lb. cow.You got to lasso em up before their gone.You got to get right on the target.

=__A Wrangler__=

There used to be a boy named Big Mack. When he was only 2 years old he was 7 feet tall. Height wasn't common in the family so his parents wanted to know where he got it from. They had to keep moving every 2 months because he kept growing.

Finally, when he was only 6 years old they had to make him live outside because he was too big for the biggest house in town. Soon they had to move out of town. Big Mack felt sad because he had to keep moving, so he wrote a giant note to his parents saying he is leaving to go to an orphanage that was a mansion.

When he got there he tried to check in but they said he was too tall because now he was 20 feet tall at the age of 9 years old.To be continued. ..