Wild+Bill+Elliot

= = = //Welcome to my Journal/Memoir about "The Wild, Wild, West// =

=JOURNAL ENTRY= Dear Diary, Today we went cow wranglin'. It was a barrel load of fun! We caught forty longhorns that's about $4,000! YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Diary, Today was mighty fine. Today I drove the chuck wagon. It was close our boss got attacked by a rattle snake then he cried. We caught thirty some cattle.yyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Diary, Today my friend Hoss told me a story about a man named Seven Legged Steve and his magical tator tots yyyeeeee hhhheeeeewwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a great story.

Dear Diary, My days as a great american cowboy were great. I am glad i'm a great american cowboy.

=__THE COOK__= =The most indespensable member of a crew is the cook.The normal cowboy meal consists of biscuits, rolls, muffins, bread, dumplings,pudding, and cake.= This is a gang of cowboys making a cowboy feast.

=__THE COWBOY__=

The cowboys wear hats to protect the sun and rain. They wear chaps to keep their legs safe from getting scratched. Their kneckerchiefs keep them from getting sunburn.
= = =A Tall Tale:= ===Long, long ago there was an American cowboy named Seven Legged Steve.They called him seven legged Steve because he was born with seven legs! One day Steve bought some magical tator tots. Steve's tots made him FLY! Steve flew around looking around for cattle and one day there were no cattle left. HOLY TATOR TOTS! said Steve. Finally he found a secret cave of cattle with thousands and thousands of cattle.  IIIII'MMMMM RRRIIICCCHHH! said Steve and he lived hapily ever after.===

=__THE WRANGLER__=

The wrangler was the one who mostly wrangled the cattle and usually was the one who would brand the cows. The wrangler was an important role in a cowboy gang.
= = =__The Boss__=