Carson+Cartwright

= //** Welcome to my Journal/Memoir about "The Wild, Wild, West" **// =

=__** Journal Entries **__= Oct./15/1875. Today is my first day on the drive. I'm a learn' how ta cook. Some recipes I need ta cook are Mock Apple Pie, Lazy B Corn fritters, Cowboy Sausage, and Sweet Taters.We could only bring what we's could's carry.

Oct./16/1875. This is my second day on the drive. I'm already learn'n alot. The chuck wagon is the most important thing to a cook.

Oct./17/1875. I've made it to my third day on the drive. A few days ago I found out the cook does everything if something happens to a cowboy. =__ Boss- __=

= = = __**Cook-**__ = Cooks had ta have 10 50-pound sacks of flour, 5 20-pound bags of coffee beans, 2 30-pound sacks of oatmeal, and more!

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= __Cowboy-__ =

//**R.A.F.T. Writing:**// Dear Cowboy, I’m your pistol. I’ve been helping you and I’m your best weapon and I love you but there are some things we have to discuss. You’re my cowboy but you better stop putting me in your belt and turning me to the rear. Another thing is, you’re squeezing me so hard you’re making me sweat and I’m a gun. If the rifle saw me he would laugh. “Get out of here rifle.” Sorry the rifle was looking in at me and watching. If my cousins came I would be so embarrassed. You got to take better care of me. I feel like I’m going to die every day. It’s hard living like this. I hear the bandana and everything else laughing. They do it every day. My cousins are coming. Oh god. I got to stop here. Sincerely, Your Pistol

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